Class Movies Overview: The Haunted (08/19/20)

 Reviews so far

Do Watch:

***** Ghostbusters (1984)

**** The Others (2001)

**** The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)

*** Poltergeist (1982)

** Ghostbusters (2016)

** Paranormal Activity (2007)

Don't Watch:

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Watching People Watching a Video of Themselves (Paranormal Activity 2007 movie review)

Paranormal Activity (2007)

 

Get ready for my version of a semi-scathing review…

My boyfriend says horror movies tend to get low ratings on IMDb, so the fact that most of the movies we are watching this term get in the 6-7 range out of 10 is impressive. Paranormal Activity (2007) is advertised as a horror/mystery movie, but I would put it more as a thriller. There is a lot of suspense and build up, but only in the very last night do I ever get scared, and that’s because it’s a jump scare. I normally get nightmares from horror movies, but I found myself not scared to sleep after watching this. It was tense, it was interesting, but it wasn’t scary. As a thriller it was great, or a mystery because of the clues given in doses along the way. But I actually looked up to see why everyone said it was such a groundbreaking horror movie. I found a very long and dull article from 2009 that said the following:

As Paranormal expands into even more theaters, it seems likely to hit at least $100 million. All of Hollywood is watching. “What they did was very clever,” says a rival marketing exec. “I keep hearing it’s the scariest movie ever. When something generates that kind of word of mouth, you can be creative. And they were. They turned it into a movement.” (ew.com)

So apparently a low-budget horror film became a box office hit. Good for them honestly. I thought the pacing of the story was well done, and the structure of the nights with the timer in the corner was very clever. Even the found footage style was fitting and interesting even though found footage films generally make me motion sick. The line about the monster feeding off negative energy and Micah saying, “We shouldn't let your mother come over anymore,” was hilarious. I laughed aloud and made my boyfriend pause the movie so I could have a moment.

But the characters were where this movie lost me. I know we are supposed to hate Micah. They purposely make him the macho man asshole, but a lot of his lines made me so angry. He’s emotionally manipulative, says Katie should have told him about the demon before they moved in together, found a loophole of ‘borrowing’ not ‘buying’ an Ouija board, and literally told her to “pop a pill” at one point. It was very reminiscent of some emotionally abusive people I’ve known in the past. Micah is classic toxic masculinity, thinking in terms of his girlfriend, his house, he will solve the problem. So if that’s what the writers were going for, bravo. It was a good plot device to have them fighting after explaining that the demon feeds off negative energy.

But where Micah made me angry, Katie made me exhausted. The classic pushover girlfriend. She lets him do what he wants, says she wants to call the demonologist the next day after the ghost guy and Micah has her put it off unless it gets worse. And it gets worse. So then she threatens calling the demonologist again rather than just calling whether Micah approves or not. She doesn’t leave the house to call though, so he can stop her from doing it. And it yet again gets worse. She didn’t call and instead let Micah put down powder after the Ouija board literally caught on fire and moved! She finally calls the demonologist on the third threat and it’s too late because he’s out of town. Both the characters are classic stupid horror stereotypes, the man who wants to fight something out of his control (and eggs on the monster even) and the useless girl who thinks logically but does nothing.

And so we circle back to the ending once more. The jump scares. I was happy that Micah was finally dead. I wasn’t surprised that Katie was finally fully possessed. And then lights out. End scene. This movie left me so disappointed. After the credits came on I said aloud, “Wait, that’s it?”

Overall: I objectively see why Paranormal Activity is a classic, famous, and beloved horror movie. But it just didn’t do it for me. I wanted more demon and less boyfriend. It was good, it just didn't live up to the hype. 3/5 stars

Spinning Fairy Tales Anew (Spinning Silver book review)

Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik

I wanted to speak to the references to Rumpelstiltskin in this book. Even the title itself, Spinning Silver, is a play on the original tale, but this time Novik chooses to have the characters spinning silver instead of straw.

I got into this book and my mind immediately thought of two old tales to compare to our assigned book. The first was the ancient Greek tale of Midas who everything he touched turned to gold. This made sense with Miryam being able to turn both her wares and coins into gold, and was only reaffirmed when she could literally turn the crown and coins to gold with her touch. But as I read on, I quickly decided that it was based more on the second of my thoughts, Rumpelstiltskin.

There are many versions of the tale of Rumpelstiltskin, but the most well known of them is by The Brothers Grimm. In many versions, the common details that appear are: a girl from a poor family (general a millers daughter) and a wealthy man wedding her because of a lie someone told about her accomplishing great feats (generally spinning straw or skeins). Then the imp or demon aiding her  and the repetition of the number three (three times she must sew gold, three times she tries to guess the creatures name), and then the creature (Rumpelstiltskin) gloating and revealing his name so he loses his bargain. The Brother Grimm version can be found here if you want to read it, it is very short: https://www.pookpress.co.uk/rumpelstiltskin-brothers-grimm/

This plays in greatly to the importance of deals within the book, because the point of the story is the girl accomplishing a deal their parents made or else they are killed, then making deals with Rumpelstiltskin himself and eventually getting out of them. This could be why the Staryk king is so firm about no debts. It also explains why Miryam and Irina make deals in many different forms because the heroine in the original tale is forced into one deal for marriage vs death, then the next giving away her belongings and children vs no gold, and then finally names vs her child. The girls are all different forms of the heroine from the story in my mind, all different parts of her time. Wanda being the millers girl who is hungry and eats pies from the version of the story called Tim Tit Tom, Irina being the girl forced into a marriage she didn’t ask for, and Miryam trying to not lose what she holds dear (her self respect etc).

But I wouldn’t categorize this book as a retelling of the story of Rumpelstiltskin. Some books I’ve read would be, such as ones that take off from where the fairytale left off like in Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix. Others keep the main elements of the tale but put it in a new context, such as changing the culture of the story etc. But this book doesn’t do that. We get the millers daughter in Wanda, but she is not the one who can turn things to gold. We get the deal with the imp aka the Staryk king, but instead of the heroine getting out of the deal by learning his name to keep her firstborn child, the Staryk king himself is the one trying to protect those he cares about by nobly trying to keep his people from melting.

The book is a wonderful version of what I ideally would like to accomplish with my work. References to classic folktales and myths without being predictable recreations.

A must read.

A Long Book Not Really About A Planet (A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet book review)

 

A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers

Before I get into my analysis of this book, let me just share my favorite quote, told by Sissix to Ashby: “Come on. Put on your trousers. I want to meet the woman who gets to take them off.”

This book is definitely geared more toward social issues than it is toward plot. However, that really works for the book, and I found myself enjoying all of the species diversity, character interactions, government commentary, and environmental issues.

This book definitely touches on multiple social issues we face in our current society. It speaks to racism and how other species are not only treated, but how they are spoken about. Like how initially Rosemary described Sissix not as beautiful in human standard, but as striking. She can’t judge that the Aandrisk appearances by human norms. That also is seen in how Sissix at the beginning sensors her affection with Rosemary despite Rosemary expecting overt affection from her studies of Aandrisks. They can’t always believe what word of mouth or books teach them about society and morality of others without personal experience. Not only that, but the book touches on language barriers and how different people adapt in order to be able to communicate or interact with other species, like how Ashby knows the basics of Pei’s color language and how she has a vocal implant to be able to speak aloud to him.

The book not only speaks to racial outcasts though, it also speaks to gender and sexuality, and even to mental health. For example, the ‘rashek’ Aandrisk that Sissix sees on the street is very similar to modern day perceptions of Autism. Without the prompt asking this though, I would have just categorized the action with any other form of social isolation to things people see as odd, like how westerners view eating bugs as gross whereas other cultures don’t. But with the prompt, I thought about it more in regards to even people of her own species treating her differently and the answer became clear. She isn’t physical contagious with a disease, she just is ‘awkward’ and doesn’t know how to properly interact with other people around her. Sissix gives her affection while other Aandrisks who are from there walk by and act as if they don’t see the older woman.

A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet made me think back to the social issues addressed in The Bear and the Nightingale as well. That book talked about cultures changing and evolving, like Christianity taking over primarily pagan spaces, or the social expectations of a young girl growing up in that time period and era. This book felt like it also focused on topics like that in regards to outside influences and perspectives views on other societies. Rosemary was a newcomer, someone who had never left her home planet of Mars, and yet she was very accepting in trying to be respectful and not judgmental of all these species lives and customs she wasn’t used to. She even was reasonable with the space pirates, who were a great representation of the lower economic class turning to crime in order to take care of their family.

There are too many social issues to get into in so little space. I haven’t even touched on how society views death, and the perspective of Ohan and the other crew on their dying. Needless to say, this book is much more about the characters and their interactions than about plot. I thought the book was slow until 1/3 of the way through when the crew got a new job for tunneling. But as I got farther into the book, my perspective changed too. I went into the book with expectations of tension and stakes in plot to keep me reading, like I do with most stories, but this book changed my mind. While it is a lot of world building and background information following several characters, it works. When I restructure my framework of what I expect out of a book and take a step back, I really enjoyed the book. It flowed well and I was interested in every single character's goals and motivations.

Verdict: a must-read.

Books I Read in 2020

The Bear and the Nightingale (Katherine Arden) 312 pgs
A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet (Becky Chambers) 438 pgs
Annihilation (Jeff VanderMeer) 208 pgs
The City of Brass (S. A. Chakraborty) 569 pgs
The Calculating Stars (Mary Robinette Kowal) 424 pgs
Spinning Silver (Naomi Novik) 480 pgs

The Haunting of Hill House (Shirley Jackson) 246 pgs

Hell House (Richard Matheson) 304 pgs

Ghost Story (Peter Straub) 567 pgs

Nightmare House (Douglas Clegg) 340 pg

The Amityville Horror (Jay Anson) 256 pg

Grave's End: A True Ghost Story (Elaine Mercado) 192 pg

Class Book Overview: Recent Sci-Fi/Fantasy (4/18/20)

Do Read:

***** Spinning Silver (Naomi Novik)
**** A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet (Becky Chambers)
**** The Bear and the Nightingale (Katherine Arden)
*** The City of Brass (S.A. Chakrabartz)


Don't Read:

** Annihilation (Jeff VanderMeer)
** The Calculating Stars (Mary Robinette Kowal)

Christians vs Pagans: The Book (The Bear and the Nightingale book review)

The Bear and The Nightingale by Katherine Arden

Prompt: The folklore- Arden makes fantastic (pun intended) use of the folklore of her chosen era, all the chyerti of the old religion. To mention just a few:  the vodianoy or river-king, the domovoi that cleans and mends and lives in the oven, the twig-man in the trees, the rusalka with her green skin and weedy hair, the vazila who looks after horses, the bannickor bath-house spirit, the leshiye or wood-guards who lead people astray, the upyr or the undead (from where we get the name “vampire”). How has the author used this rich storehouse of known folklore to produce her novel, to generate its plot, its conflicts, its characterization.

Before I even started the book, the use of folklore to generate the books plot was evident in the blurb. But even before the first page, it tells of how not honoring the household spirits creates conflict in the story and it is up to Vasya to save everything. The characters are mythological creatures, the plot is about them and the girl who can see them, the conflict is caused by their kind. Everything is looped into this retelling of folklore that not many people know much about.

I knew the rusalka before this book, having researched it and other sirens/mermaids for my thesis before I had chosen on a firm setting for my story. I adored seeing it and other odd folk creatures pop up in this story. I think that folklore and myths outside of Greek, Roman, and Norse are not mentioned enough, so it’s nice to see them utilized and brought to the publics attention.

We think of mythological creatures having existed for years before us and being self-aware, so I love that some of them in this book, like the vazila doesn’t know how it came to be and ‘names itself’. I also appreciate that this girl who is one of the few that can see the spirits befriends even he dangerous ones, like the rusalka, and in exchange for her companionship they all seem to teach her a special skill of nature beyond what other humans normally know, like speaking the language of horses or climbing trees like cats. The most obvious use of the lore though is the frost demon, who makes appearances throughout the story. I love retellings, like how Morozko is another version of Father Frost/ Jack Frost. It brought up fond memories of movies where winter is depicted as both harsh and festive, like the Winter Warlock from Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town.

However, the pacing of the book feels like the author decided to include Vasya’s entire life and backstory chronologically rather than only including the important parts and sprinkling in past details throughout as necessary. It reads like something you would read a chapter or two of before bed each night, but would be unable to binge read. That is, at least not until about 100 pages in.

The evidence is clear when you consider the blurb versus the content of the book. The blurb tells us right away that Vasya’s mother dies and the girl has issues with her new stepmother, but we don’t even get her step-mother’s marriage until Chapter 9. Plus, for a book supposedly about Vasya, all the chapters up until 11 are more a tale of Pyotr and the struggles of being a single dad with tons of children. All of Part 1 is interesting, but disjointed from the mood of the other sections. The plot really gets going once we reach Part 2.

That being said, I really enjoyed the book after that. I can see why it get glowing reviews for it's stunning prose. It is the first book in a trilogy, so I may just have to pick up the other books next time I have free time to read for fun.

Verdict: read at your own pace and savor it

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (course catalog final review)

My final ratings for the assigned content from 'Reading in Genres: Monsters'



Do Watch:

***** Alien (1979)
****  The Thing (1982)
***    The Blob (1988)
***    Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Do Read:

***** The Call of Cthulhu (H.P. Lovecraft)
**** Snow (Ronald Malfi)
***  The Funeral (Richard Matheson)
*** Breeding Ground (Sarah Pinborough)
*** The Outsider (H.P. Lovecraft) 
*** Relic (Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child)
**   Pickman's Model (H.P. Lovecraft)
**   World War Z (Max Brooks)
**  The Yattering and Jack (Clive Barker)

Don't Watch:

**      Godzilla (2014)
**     An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Don't Read:

**    Rawhead Rex (Clive Barker)
**    30 Days of Night (Steve Niles)
**    Cycle of the Werewolf (Stephen King)
*      I Am Legend (Richard Matheson)

And DO READ the craft book Writers Workshop of Horror (Michal Knost) whether you write horror or not!

How Many Days of Night Were There? (30 Days of Night graphic novel review)

I had a very hard time figuring out what the monsters were in 30 Days of Night by Steve Niles. I assumed they something like the hybrid zombie vampires in I Am Legend, especially because the zombies in I Am Legend couldn’t withstand being out in sunlight. But everyone else who has read this seems to definitively define them as vampires. I realize that is what they are now after Googling the book, but I was very confused. Instead of a set of fangs, they has circular jagged teeth like a leach, and they clearly call them undead. Yes, vampire are also a kind of undead, but in general that specific term is used to define zombies. It was unclear to me, but since they drink blood, I suppose vampire was the right answer. The art style didn’t make my confusion any better.

I like visual novels. I read Webtoons and online comics all the time. I’ve liked the visual novels we’ve read in this class so far. Until now. The art style in this novel was so messy and blurry. Maybe the story would have been better in the text form versus the comic, or maybe the movie makes it better, but I found myself unsure what some of the panels were depicting. While this helped create a very distinct aesthetic and showed off the mood of the comic through the frazzled style, I really hated it. It was distracting and made the story much harder to digest than it needed to be. I don’t want to have to question whether a scene is blood or not because of how sketchy the image alongside the text is.

I will say that the plot pacing of the comic was good though. It all flowed nicely together, and was very quick in the parts that weren’t slowed down by the artwork. Though I knew from the setup that the novel was 30 days of night with no sunlight, I also would have believed you if you told me the novel was only one long evening. I think that is both a pro and a con to this story. It means the flow was very smooth, but it also kind of made it difficult for me to rate the stakes of the story. They kept talking about the hidden humans being hungry, but I didn’t see that in the pacing. I wish the time had been more exaggerated in the comic. I didn’t feel the suspense build.

As for the actual vampires themselves, I loved that we assumed the original guy killing everyone was the big bad, then Vicente arrives and they assume he’ll be pleased, only for him to wreck shop with distaste. I love the idea of creatures exploiting their being myths and fairy tales. I thought that part of the story was the most clever. However, I didn’t really understand the guy coming in with the helicopter. I’m sure it was more vital in text or movie form, but it felt out of place in the graphic novel version and unnecessary. I also thought the ending was a cop out. The sheriff turns and is somehow able to control himself when the other infected guy wasn’t able to, and then after he wins the fight he just drifts off into dust and doesn’t bite his wife. Anticlimactic to say the least.

Not the worst story we’ve read in this class, but definitely the worst graphic novel assigned.

Is Relic a Relic of the Past? (Relic book review)

 

Relic by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child was a good book. Not a great book, not a bad book, a good book, but I will say that it was one of the easiest books this term to sit down and binge read. It definitely read like an old school horror movie. It felt like going to the cinema to watch some black and white monster movie.

The novel is written very well, flowing together very nicely. The chapters read quickly, and it’s also easy to read because of how much it feels like a classic murder mystery, like Agatha Christy but supernatural. It reminded me of the YA fiction I consumed feverishly as a teen, where I could sit down and binge the book in a few hours. And that’s exactly what I did with this book. That being said, the story did drag on a little for me though.

The book didn’t really get going for me until around Chapter 40, when the museum party started. But to be fair, most of the students so far that have posted reviews of the book have said that the plot got good after hitting the halfway point, and that’s for a reason. The second half makes it worth a read. Not only that, but the ending to the book was a wonderful twist. I knew it would be a monster because of our reading course being on monsters, but I wouldn’t have guess that the monster was Whittlesey. And I love that I didn’t guess that. Most murder mysteries are easy to guess the ending of, and this one made sure to throw enough twists and turns to keep you guessing until the very end. And then even after the ‘end’, when Kawakita turns out to be sketchy.

However, on a less positive note, I’m going to say it: there are too many characters in this book. I don’t mind having so many specifically main characters, because it is easy to follow them all considering that they are all classical stereotypes, but the main characters plus side characters being referenced by name frequently was a little too much for me to coherently remember.

Also, as everyone seemed to point out, Margo drove me insane with her constant mentioning of her dissertation. I feel like that happened with a lot of the characters, the authors adding a ton of detail to define and introduce them. Then, once introduced, those characters referenced the same things over and over, like Smithback and his book. Once you hit hallway and the plot got going though, those characters became interesting again. For some reason, the many characters bothered me, but the many theories about what was going on didn’t. Nicely done on the murder theories Preston and Child.

After I finished this book, I ended up Googling the monster to see if what I imagined was what the movie depicted for the creature (I also didn’t even know there was a movie until I read someone else’s post). The movie monster was not what I had thought. However, I think I almost like it better than what I had imagined.

Overall: Worth a skim, then an actual read at Chapter 40.